I Came to You with Cellophane Skin

I know it's creepy, but something I love to do is stare at people in class.
I love it.
Mostly because it's fun to watch people fall asleep, heads falling and consciousness disappearing. I can say this because I know I've done my fair share of amusing people by violently sleeping in class. I've even woken myself up by my face slamming into the desk because my soft sweater made my elbow slip.

BUT, also when watching people in class, sometimes other people are doing the same, and we inevitably catch eyes.
This can go one of two ways:
A) Either they look away or I look away by acting like I was scanning the room completely interested in the side pea green wall right next to their face. "No sir, I was not gazing lovingly at your boyish good looks, I was sizing up the height of that desk right next to you. yea. That one...it's around 2 and a half feet tall. Trust me."
B) I like doing this one better, but I'm not sure it increases the chances of my making friends. When I catch someone looking at me, I relax completely every muscle in my face. It catches them completely off-guard. I laugh a little inside and continue to pay attention to the teacher like it never happened.

Other than that, my kryptonite has been discovered. Now, I quite pride myself on the fact I don't swoon over guys wearing name brands, with big muscles or who use the words "bro," "dog," and "like," so this is quite a big step. I try to see if there's chemistry that's hopefully based on conversation skills, interesting level and how much we have in common, but if the opposite sex has one thing that attracts me the most, it's extremely hip haircuts. I absolutely dig them. Like the side bang swoop in the front with the rest short. Sad to say, even a fashion mullet. Just not Guito spikes. bleh.

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I feel like a giant beef brisket.
It may or may not be related to the fact that I just stuffed myself full to the brim of it at a family friend's house.

Something I figured I'm a total hypocrite on is the fact that I hate cats. When I say I hate cats, I really do; however, any time I see one I HAVE to pet it.
No matter it has fleas
No matter it has mange
No matter it just crapped on my bed.
My cat radar just zones in, and I try to snuggle. Actually, this is with most furry things and/or living things that are larger than I am.

Since it's been break, I've been youtubing a lot of 90's hit television shows like Keenan and Kel, Salute Your Shorts, Hey Dude, etc. If you haven't already, don't do it. It's disappointing. I remember in them being fantastically well made, but they aren't.

"Breakfast of champions," she said.

Isn't it funny how:
my hair becomes the most interesting thing in the world when I have a ton of stuff to do
you can lose touch with people so fast, but some friendships never change
Rachelle can say so many obscene things without knowing it
cats walk funny with socks on
people can become famous by a video on youtube
two people can hold each other so tight
certain humor is not universal
waterparks are the best place to find terrible tattoos.
good art cannot be defined
girls have weaves

A form of entertainment I enjoy is to sit on/around/about/through/upon a city bus and just listen.

I wish I could have met Kurt Vonnegut. With every book I read by him, he becomes more and more amazing with such great subtle humor.

November

No Shave November should be considered a national holiday. Everyone should be able to take the entire month off in order to grow hair.
And if you didn't participate, something terrible would happen, and you would be accused of being non patriotic.
My roommates and I are celebrating.






I'll clarify legs only. Armpits would be gross.

Election

I logged on to Facebook and saw this:

Greg Bernal OBAMA'S THE SHIT U KNOW HES A STAR IF U VOTE MCCAIN YOUR NO YOUR A CUNT OBAMAS THE PEOPLES CHOICE SO GET WITH IT U DUSCH.


.......

I don't know which side he's bashing. Because if people like this are voting for Obama, well, I don't even have to say it.
In this election, neither side is my choice. Where's Ross Perot?
God help America.

Club Mustard

I not only have A cowlick, my entire head is one big cowlick. My hair refuses to do anything other than the combover-look-a-like/side mop.

This weekend, some friends and I started a tecktonik dancing club. It probably will amount to nothing besides some slightly awkward dance parties downstairs for a few minutes, but it was fun while it lasted. If you're not sure what this style of dancing looks like, I urge you to look it up. Extensively. Then write a research paper on it. And tattoo it on yourself. That's how fun it is. When we were over at the boy's house, at various intervals of the night, I would shout at Teri across the room, "TECKTONIK!"
Then we'd start frantically flailing about to an R&B club remix.

Earlier last month, I was reading one morning, and came across Psalm 49:14 the second half. Specifically "their forms will decay in the grave, far from their princely mansions."
I had to stop and read over it a couple times.


Our (Rachelle and I) new favorite thing is to go to all the used book stores we can find. I bought Breakfast of Champions for 4 dollars which is a steal because his books are hard to come across.


I was talking to my grandma last night about my coming for Thanksgiving, and she said, "You'll have to meet the new dog. She reminds me a lot of you. She doesn't like people, and she's kind of weird looking."
She didn't say this all at once, this is the information gathering sentence.
I guess I'll have to meet the dog.

3:10 to Yuma

David just said I was inconsistent in my choice of shorts.

David-"Those are really big shorts you're wearing. They're huge. Last night you were wearing short shorts, and now you're wearing capris."
Me-"Are my shorts really too huge?"
David-"They're fine, you're lounging, it's not like you're trying to wear a dress."
Me-"......."
David-"....."

Well, whatever, they aren't mine.




Maybe I should step it up a notch in order to increase my chances against all odds with the 3 to 1 ratio and all. Nah.