Hip Hop

I cringe in embarrassment for this woman

Bucket List

After wondering about why the cast of Jersey Shore is opening the stock market, I got on the page of a bucket list. Here are some things I would like to do sometime in the future:

-Be in a lawn chair balloon race

-Perform a song on the piano at an open mic night
-Be in the backtrack of a popular rap song
-Climb Mt. Rainier
-Buy silverware
-Film a viral internet sensation
-Become friends with Chelsea Lately
-wear in my black shoes
-Eat some food in the next 10 minutes
-Never have a mid-western accent
-Wear my snuggie to an actual outdoor soccer game to stand up and cheer

Dedication

Animals take work. More work than this lazy body is used to giving, but it's well worth it. Hedgehogs have this habit of thinking that if their head is covered, then no one can see them.
Sample A:


I decided with my neurotic level of cleanliness that she needed a better cage. While looking for ideas from all the internet has to offer, I have learned that
-You can litter train them
-They can be trained to ride in your pocket
-They like cilantro

If only the internet existed last time I had one.

What are theyyyyy

Instead of going to the gym, I contributed to the world being a better place and found this guy:

Every time it's sunny, there's clouds on the horizon.

Hipsters.
The word makes some people shudder. some people lactate. Others, like my mom, ask for a definition.
Not sure how I feel, but they annoy me on facebook. Most notably when they go and find hipster hip stomping grounds to nonchalantly pose, act like they don't care, then race home to edit the contrast so it looks circa 1970's.
These hip places include, but are not limited to:
-old buildings
-trains, train tracks, train tunnels, you name it, a hipster has had a beard there
-roofs
-city walls
-peculiar dive bars with other pissed off looking people in the background
-flat cap store. only kidding. but they'll be wearing a flat cap.
-the woods. ironically.
-ironic places ie, great grandma's birthday, the beach, Westmont.

You get the point.

I'll be Star One Day

I saw this little gem on the internet today. Couldn't possibly deprive you guys of it.
Just a note before watching: look closely at the explosion in the first couple of minutes. The second one is of a cat being catapulted out of the bush, and then, I'm assuming, his spirit face looks down over the long forgotten world of what he left behind.

I See a Mansard Roof

So, I'm lying in bed almost completely horizontal, edging the blanket closely around the entire outline of my body so as not to let any inch of the cold get in and whisk away my well deserved body heat. My laptop is just too far away on my desk. I want to move less, so I transfer it to my lap, the more heat from any external source, the better. I peruse around le Facebook for a bit, and I'm about to watch a video. I go to press down slightly, and my computer decides at that point that it's going to stray away from my will and do whatever it feels like. I keep trying the mouse, and it comes up as other icons. Panic rises because this computer was purchased only a few months ago after the prolonged crash of my other one. Messing around with it more just leads to more trouble, and I do this for around 10 minutes. After these minutes have passed, I need to get up because my bladder is so worried for me that it demands to be emptied at that moment. My computer raises to one side and lo and behold my mouse was just in between my lap and the computer being pressed.
Teenage angst about my electronics has subsided.