I'll be your superhero

So since I was sick with 101 degree fever last week, I've become this sort of super smeller. I'm sure you're thinking, "WOW! I'd totally love that!" or, "That's the best super-power I've ever heard of." I know I know, but in all reality, it sucks.

I was just minding my own business, opening a bag of teddy grahams, popped one in my mouth, and all of a sudden it just tasted like fish. So goes this past week of food. Ketchup tasted like chemicals, egg salad tasted like straight sugar and pancakes frankly had no taste at all.

It reminds me of that one episode of Family Guy where they all get these awesome super powers and Meg ends up with just growing her fingernails long. Next time I get a cold, I'm hoping for x-ray vision.