Friday, November 6, 2009

Cucumber Eyes.

A snuggie is only a robe put on backwards. My robe actually works even better than the snuggie because it has a belt to keep it in place.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

TV

As you have probably noticed, television stardom is no longer limited to actors and actresses revolving around a heart wrenching, hilarious or fairly mundane plotline in order to get high ratings. No, nowadays the world is television's little oyster in coming up with reality shows about far too involved families vying for the most outrageous award in their D-list hall of fame.

Reality shows are one thing, but what I've noticed lately is these throwntogetherlastminute shows where girls with nicknames like "hotcat" and "olive martini" fight for the love of a man who, in all truthfulness is just a big tool. The bachelor started things off, and it ended up being popular for fair reasons because it was really the first of its kind. But then Flavor of Love came around with 50 looks 70 Flava. Again, whatever, it was pretty entertaining. But then he got THREE SEASONS. Then FIVE spin offs came from it, four of which are dating ones.

Even with those, fine, I just switch from vH1, but what really got me was the For the Love of Ray Jay. I didn't even know this show existed, much less that it's on the second season. The title credits are as far as I lasted, but they literally explain the entire show. Watch it.

PS The show Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew is about a bunch of sex addicts who live together for 21 days of rehab. The only thing is that they put together a bunch of models and musicians. They weren't even trying with this one.