Hip Hop

I cringe in embarrassment for this woman

Bucket List

After wondering about why the cast of Jersey Shore is opening the stock market, I got on the page of a bucket list. Here are some things I would like to do sometime in the future:

-Be in a lawn chair balloon race

-Perform a song on the piano at an open mic night
-Be in the backtrack of a popular rap song
-Climb Mt. Rainier
-Buy silverware
-Film a viral internet sensation
-Become friends with Chelsea Lately
-wear in my black shoes
-Eat some food in the next 10 minutes
-Never have a mid-western accent
-Wear my snuggie to an actual outdoor soccer game to stand up and cheer

Dedication

Animals take work. More work than this lazy body is used to giving, but it's well worth it. Hedgehogs have this habit of thinking that if their head is covered, then no one can see them.
Sample A:


I decided with my neurotic level of cleanliness that she needed a better cage. While looking for ideas from all the internet has to offer, I have learned that
-You can litter train them
-They can be trained to ride in your pocket
-They like cilantro

If only the internet existed last time I had one.