Bucket List

After wondering about why the cast of Jersey Shore is opening the stock market, I got on the page of a bucket list. Here are some things I would like to do sometime in the future:

-Be in a lawn chair balloon race

-Perform a song on the piano at an open mic night
-Be in the backtrack of a popular rap song
-Climb Mt. Rainier
-Buy silverware
-Film a viral internet sensation
-Become friends with Chelsea Lately
-wear in my black shoes
-Eat some food in the next 10 minutes
-Never have a mid-western accent
-Wear my snuggie to an actual outdoor soccer game to stand up and cheer