I See a Mansard Roof

So, I'm lying in bed almost completely horizontal, edging the blanket closely around the entire outline of my body so as not to let any inch of the cold get in and whisk away my well deserved body heat. My laptop is just too far away on my desk. I want to move less, so I transfer it to my lap, the more heat from any external source, the better. I peruse around le Facebook for a bit, and I'm about to watch a video. I go to press down slightly, and my computer decides at that point that it's going to stray away from my will and do whatever it feels like. I keep trying the mouse, and it comes up as other icons. Panic rises because this computer was purchased only a few months ago after the prolonged crash of my other one. Messing around with it more just leads to more trouble, and I do this for around 10 minutes. After these minutes have passed, I need to get up because my bladder is so worried for me that it demands to be emptied at that moment. My computer raises to one side and lo and behold my mouse was just in between my lap and the computer being pressed.
Teenage angst about my electronics has subsided.